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I replied to be able to use the bathroom/shower uninterrupted (TMI I don’t even care). They just nervously laughed and said, “No really what do you want?” That’s it, on a for really real. See when you have kids you can kiss your bathroom time good bye. Shower in peace? Yeah at 2 am, and even then it’s like they have some sensor that goes off. “Oh hold up mom’s in the shower I gotta go in or bang on the door.” Sitting on the toilet, that shit don’t matter (no pun intended), cause the fact that their brother/sister took their (insert hot new toy name here) trumps your bathroom time. Telling them to give you five minutes is like inviting them on in. Ok I’ll give you your five minutes in the meantime I’ll sit on the floor while you shampoo and plead my case as to why you need to punish my sibling for taking my Pokemon, or I’ll stand outside the door and hold a whole conversation through the crack in the bottom. If not, 9 out of 10 times they all of a sudden have to use the bathroom at the same exact time you’re occupying it. Funny thing is we have 2 full baths, so even if they felt like showering at the same time they can do so in the other bathroom. Oh but that would be absurd you see cause mommy isn’t in that bathroom. I wish I could say I’m making this up, there’s just no way to make this up. But yeah getting back to my point, I think I might pay someone to stand at the bottom of my steps & keep my kids from coming upstairs for a hour on my birthday so I can enjoy a nice, long, uninterrupted shower.

I’m not trying to discourage any of you future parents. What I am saying is enjoy your bathroom time cause once you have a kid it’s a wrap.